Also Known As:
Sleazycome, The Big Sibowski, Oy You, That Guy With The Make-Up.
Story so far...
Si McGuinness started life as a mild mannered member of the community. From his early days as Irelands main reason for conflict, he moved on to a bigger war-zone in Newcastle. Si seemed destined for a life of mediocrity until one fateful night when he was bitten by a radio-active lipstick.
The Lipstick, in its dying moments, managed to transfer its life force into the unsuspecting future Paragon of Virtue, changing his life forever..
He would spend 8-9 hours a day, gazing into whatever passed for a mirror at the time and was possessed by an uncontrollable urge to start a band and really get under peoples skin.......